Hayley: the question we should be asking, why doesn’t bill PULLMAN have an oscar?
Jen: pfft. can he top bill paxton’s performance in aliens? i think not
Jen: pullman is a little bit hot tho
Hayley: pfft. president in goddamn independence day!
Jen: um. exactly
Hayley: this is also true
Hayley: hush, that movie’s awesome
Jen: I’m sorry, what movie were YOU watching?!
Hayley: the awesome one where the fresh prince saves everyone from crazy aliens.
Jen: yuh huh. have you ever watched the end of that film? that is an atrocious ending. the one is which the entire world has to wait for america before they get off their arses and I dunno, try to save their OWN LIVES?
Hayley: dude, it’s called INDEPENDENCE DAY. of course everyone has to wait for the americans to do shit! it’s not like we could call on china or something *cough*
Jen: I’m afraid of you right now. Who the hell am I talking to?! Is this … Hayley?!
Hayley: look, it has nostalgic value or something? i remember watching it at school at the end of term when the teachers couldn’t be bothered with real lessons.
Jen: hmmm. that is an absolutely shit end of term movie! I had Princess Bride.
Hayley: i don’t care. independence day is lovely and fuzzy in my mind and bill pullman was the best president ever until jed bartlett came along. fin
Jen: man, right now I’m wondering if I should go back and watch that turd. and I know I can’t talk, because I have watched and loved so many trashy, trashy films…
Hayley: you should watch it!
Jen: but, like. IT’S CALLED INDEPENDENCE DAY. IT’S AN AFFRONT TO US ALL.
Hayley: it is trashtastic
Jen: hmmmm hmmmm
Hayley: just try to overlook the rampant american imperialism. for me? *bats eyelashes*
Jen: I’ll try. God, I do not have one good memory about that film though.
Hayley: really? I find this incredulating. then again, i haven’t watched it for, what, ten years? maybe it’s my mind that’s cracked!
Jen: ok, now I’m making us both watch it, so I can make faces at you after we both realise that yes, it’s really really bad
Hayley: AWESOME
Hayley: i’m gonna bring pie … good ol’ fashioned american apple pie …
Jen: hang on…
Jen: omg did you say you’d bring PIE?!
Hayley: … yes
Hayley: is pie worth watching independence day for?
Jen: FUCK YES. I’LL TOTALLY WATCH THAT FILM WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE IF YOU BRING ME PIE
Hayley: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
